Sunday, December 5, 2010

A run will never....

So, I stole this off of Ben Does Life.  Check out his blog - it's pretty awesome.  Anyway - let the marathon training begin!  
A run will never cheat on you.
A run will never borrow your car and return it with no gas.
A run will never get drunk and throw up on you.
A run will never text in your face while you tell it a story.
A run will never make you work overtime.
A run will never say it’ll be there and then not show up.
A run will never give you an “our servers are over capacity” error message.
A run will never set a drink on your coffee table without a coaster.
A run will never update its Facebook status telling you how wonderful its spouse is.
A run will never leave the toilet seat up.
A run will never get into the express lane with 25 items.
A run will never read over your shoulder on the subway.
A run will never pronounce it “supposebly.”
A run will never use caps lock.
A run will never deal you a 7 when you have 15.
A run will never leave its Christmas lights up until February.
A run will never put an orange and an apple in your stocking to take up space. (I love you mom.)
A run will never charge you a service fee for paying with credit card.
A run will just be there for you and kick your ass when you need it. And when it does, you will thank it.


Tricia said...

love it!

Amanda said...


Christi said...

I love it!

Kim said...

SOO true! Love it!

Anonymous said...

Just awesome!

Nicole @ Haute Runner said...

Great post!!!

Snow can be hard to deal with but I wouldn't trade it Florida's summer humidity!! Now I see why people snowbird in Florida! Our summers are so much easier to train in.

Watching a series while spinning is a good way to kill 2 birds with 1 stone! I rarely watch TV (no time!) so it is my little treat to spin & watch OTH! I have a few seasons to get through before I can more on to another series!

Big Daddy Diesel said...

Nice!!! Though I been on some runs that used caps lock words with it

Heidi Austin, PT, DPT said...

awesome! good luck with your marathon training... im so not ready for that yet!