....I think it ran off with my heart rate monitor. If you find either one of them, tell them to get their asses home.
Maybe I drank it away last weekend in St. Louis ;)
A run will never cheat on you.A run will never borrow your car and return it with no gas.A run will never get drunk and throw up on you.A run will never text in your face while you tell it a story.A run will never make you work overtime.A run will never say it’ll be there and then not show up.A run will never give you an “our servers are over capacity” error message.A run will never set a drink on your coffee table without a coaster.A run will never update its Facebook status telling you how wonderful its spouse is.A run will never leave the toilet seat up.A run will never get into the express lane with 25 items.A run will never read over your shoulder on the subway.A run will never pronounce it “supposebly.”A run will never use caps lock.A run will never deal you a 7 when you have 15.A run will never leave its Christmas lights up until February.A run will never put an orange and an apple in your stocking to take up space. (I love you mom.)A run will never charge you a service fee for paying with credit card.A run will just be there for you and kick your ass when you need it. And when it does, you will thank it.