Sunday, December 5, 2010

A run will never....

So, I stole this off of Ben Does Life.  Check out his blog - it's pretty awesome.  Anyway - let the marathon training begin!  
 
A run will never cheat on you.
A run will never borrow your car and return it with no gas.
A run will never get drunk and throw up on you.
A run will never text in your face while you tell it a story.
A run will never make you work overtime.
A run will never say it’ll be there and then not show up.
A run will never give you an “our servers are over capacity” error message.
A run will never set a drink on your coffee table without a coaster.
A run will never update its Facebook status telling you how wonderful its spouse is.
A run will never leave the toilet seat up.
A run will never get into the express lane with 25 items.
A run will never read over your shoulder on the subway.
A run will never pronounce it “supposebly.”
A run will never use caps lock.
A run will never deal you a 7 when you have 15.
A run will never leave its Christmas lights up until February.
A run will never put an orange and an apple in your stocking to take up space. (I love you mom.)
A run will never charge you a service fee for paying with credit card.
A run will just be there for you and kick your ass when you need it. And when it does, you will thank it.

9 comments:

Tricia said...

love it!

Amanda said...

<3
Love!!

Aimee said...

Awesome!

Christi said...

I love it!

Kim said...

SOO true! Love it!

Jon Gilchrist said...

Just awesome!

Nicole @ "Haute Runner" said...

Great post!!!

Snow can be hard to deal with but I wouldn't trade it Florida's summer humidity!! Now I see why people snowbird in Florida! Our summers are so much easier to train in.

Watching a series while spinning is a good way to kill 2 birds with 1 stone! I rarely watch TV (no time!) so it is my little treat to spin & watch OTH! I have a few seasons to get through before I can more on to another series!

Big Daddy Diesel said...

Nice!!! Though I been on some runs that used caps lock words with it

Heidi Austin said...

awesome! good luck with your marathon training... im so not ready for that yet!